Anime is taking fraternity life by storm. Just about every room in my fraternity house I stop by has either Neon Genesis Evangelion or Puella Magi Madoka Magica playing non-stop. As such we have compiled a list of the best anime (and manga!) just for you anime lovers out there!
Coming in at number 5, Shrek embodies the one trait that all fraternity brothers share regardless of affiliation, race, religion, and even species in Shrek’s case: distrust of authority. Shrek is constantly annoyed at his new swamp-mates and his treatment of Donkey would make even the toughest pledgemaster proud. Shrek even gets lucky with a princess who turns out to be much prettier until he decides to marry her.
4. Kevin from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Whether it was supplying Naz with cocaine-laced jawbreakers or being a total fuckboy, Kevin is the living embodiment of what it means to be a PIKE. A frat star through and through, Kevin always made sure the TKE Ed boys knew their place.
3. Muscle Man from Regular Show
Muscle Man might not have attended college, but that hasn’t stopped him from living his life like a Sigma Chi pledgemaster. Muscle Man spends his days going on blunt rides around the park in a golf cart while doing as little work as possible. His trailer is littered with used condoms, pizza boxes and Busch Light cans. At night he likes to enjoy spending time with his girlfriend Starla, and is often seen at parties doing a Boob Luge off her double Ds.
2. Shichika Yasuri from Katanagatari
If we need to explain this one to you, then you are NF GDI pussy creep fuck. Stop reading this list and start watching anime.
1. Johnny Bravo
Mr. Top Tier himself, Johnny Bravo runs away with the number one spot on our list. Although his pecs are carved by angels, and he should be balls deep in poon, Johnny constantly hits on just about every piece of ass that he comes across. Johnny’s martial arts moves are great enough to make Mac from It’s Always Sunny jealous, not to mention he pumps enough iron to make Arnold take notice.
Note from the Editor: Thank you to Cam Koenig for his contributions to the article, despite not be listed in the byline.