The Momus Online http://themomusonline.com Taking Greek Life Very Seriously Wed, 12 Apr 2017 03:20:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.5 Local Sorority Busted for Possession of Over 300 Pictures of Rush Dicks (Leaked images inside! NSFW) http://themomusonline.com/local-sorority-busted-possession-300-pictures-rush-dicks-leaked-images-inside-nsfw/ http://themomusonline.com/local-sorority-busted-possession-300-pictures-rush-dicks-leaked-images-inside-nsfw/#respond Wed, 12 Apr 2017 03:20:04 +0000 http://themomusonline.com/?p=3191 The post Local Sorority Busted for Possession of Over 300 Pictures of Rush Dicks (Leaked images inside! NSFW) appeared first on The Momus Online.

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14 Reasons Your Big Will LITERALLY Be The Next President Of The United States http://themomusonline.com/14-reasons-big-will-literally-next-president-united-states/ http://themomusonline.com/14-reasons-big-will-literally-next-president-united-states/#respond Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:26:19 +0000 http://themomusonline.com/?p=430 Your big is at least 35 years old, and is a native-born or naturalized citizen of the United States, and has been a resident for at least 14 years. Your big has been a politician most of her life, giving her the experience necessary to be considered a serious candidate for office. Your big has, in her storied career as a politician, become friends with major political donors and big names in her party of choice. Your big filed the proper paperwork with the Federal Election Commission. She’s so organized! Your big has declared candidacy for one of the United

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  1. Your big is at least 35 years old, and is a native-born or naturalized citizen of the United States, and has been a resident for at least 14 years.

  2. Your big has been a politician most of her life, giving her the experience necessary to be considered a serious candidate for office.

  3. Your big has, in her storied career as a politician, become friends with major political donors and big names in her party of choice.

  4. Your big filed the proper paperwork with the Federal Election Commission. She’s so organized!

  5. Your big has declared candidacy for one of the United States’ two major political parties, giving her an edge over third party candidates and God damn independents. 

  6. Your big won a larger percentage of the votes in the Iowa primary than the other candidates, indicating to pollsters and potential donors that she is likely to clinch her party’s nomination.

  7. Your big won the South Carolina primary, a major stepping stone in the early road to the Presidency. She’s full of Southern class and little bit of sass!

  8. Your big has won the required amount of delegates to be her party’s nominee, 2383 delegates for the Democratic party or 1237 for the Republican Party.

  9. Party delegates have chosen your big to be the candidate their party will represent in the general election.

  10. Your big knows how to appeal to minority groups. She loves country AND hip hop!

  11. Early polling suggests that your big will win a majority of the votes in key swing states, allowing her to win the 270 delegates necessary to become president.

  12. Your big has campaigned long and hard, and gotten the endorsements of sitting senators, governors, and representatives.

  13. Your big has gotten more than the required 270 delegates in the general election.

  14. Your big has taken the oath of office, administered by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Isn’t she perfect?

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New Fraternity Starting In A Place You Will Not Believe http://themomusonline.com/new-fraternity-starting-place-will-not-believe/ http://themomusonline.com/new-fraternity-starting-place-will-not-believe/#respond Mon, 16 Jan 2017 16:59:36 +0000 http://themomusonline.com/?p=624 KANSAS CITY, MO – Kansas City and the surrounding area is home to a wide variety of universities, but the area is now experiencing a new and unique tactic by Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) that the national fraternity is claiming as “revolutionary.” A suburb town of Kearney is now becoming the testing site for one of the largest fraternities in the nation. Already active on 248 campuses, the organization is now planning their first colony at a younger age, with a new fraternity coming to Kearney Middle School. Research done by their staff has given the green light as they

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tkeKANSAS CITY, MO – Kansas City and the surrounding area is home to a wide variety of universities, but the area is now experiencing a new and unique tactic by Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) that the national fraternity is claiming as “revolutionary.”

A suburb town of Kearney is now becoming the testing site for one of the largest fraternities in the nation. Already active on 248 campuses, the organization is now planning their first colony at a younger age, with a new fraternity coming to Kearney Middle School. Research done by their staff has given the green light as they see themselves facing very little competition.

TKE already has active chapters around the Kansas City area, but our investigative team is reporting that they are “bottom-tier” houses, which is par for the course when it comes to TKE. We asked the organization what their thoughts were, and were directed to their expansion department who had some things to say about the questionable move.

“Tau Kappa Epsilon is always looking for new and quality members to add to our brotherhood. We believe starting at a younger age will improve chapter relations and these young students lives as they spend the next 8-10 years with us.”

Regarding competition they assured us that they would be facing very little, as the closest thing to a fraternity might be the local little league team and a large clique of friends who hang out at Jimmy Rothwell’s house. Jimmy declined to talk, but one of the members of the group was kind enough to give us his thoughts on the terms that he would stay anonymous.

“I think it would be cool to join a fraternity, but they do have some big stuff to overcome to get us to join. Jimmy’s mom always has really good snacks and brand name soda at her house. If they can’t offer that I’m not sure if we’ll be as eager to join.”

In reply to this, the fraternity assured the boys in question they would easily be able to match the snacks and drinks provided by Jimmy’s mother. The expansion team is currently looking into how to reduce national dues so that they can be covered by the boy’s allowances, and looking for prime realty to build the chapter a tree house. TKE nationals is extremely excited at the new potential shown here, as many of the middle school students are reportedly “more mature, cooler, and have a better chance of getting laid” than the majority of their college members.

Kearney Middle School has elected to not talk about the new fraternity potentially coming to campus.

 

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Ending Racism: 4 Disney Princesses Redrawn To Be In Black Sororities http://themomusonline.com/disney-black-sororities/ http://themomusonline.com/disney-black-sororities/#respond Fri, 13 Jan 2017 18:00:53 +0000 http://themomusonline.com/?p=148 As we all know, racism is incredibly prevalent in all of Greek Life, except for the saints in multicultural fraternities and sororities which openly rush based on race. To end this racism, artists have come together to turn your favorite Disney characters into girls in all-black sororities! This will end racism forever! Snow White   Belle   Ariel   Rapunzel The original artist’s Deviant art can be found here.  Original idea from this GREAT (and serious!) website!

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Disney with a touch of black!

As we all know, racism is incredibly prevalent in all of Greek Life, except for the saints in multicultural fraternities and sororities which openly rush based on race. To end this racism, artists have come together to turn your favorite Disney characters into girls in all-black sororities! This will end racism forever!

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Belle

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Ariel

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Rapunzel

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The original artist’s Deviant art can be found here.  Original idea from this GREAT (and serious!) website!

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College Democrats Release Video Set To Fix Minority Oppression http://themomusonline.com/college-democrats-release-video-set-fix-minority-oppression/ http://themomusonline.com/college-democrats-release-video-set-fix-minority-oppression/#respond Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:24:07 +0000 http://themomusonline.com/?p=605 GAINSVILLE, FL – After the College Democrats started their “Racist Cleansing” initiative just a month ago, the group attributes their success to the large amount of views on their video titled “Oppression & Privilege at the University of Florida”. The group claims the increased exposure will give students a better idea of where they fit into the spectrum of privilege on campus, an idea that groups people into a specific demographic based on their race or affluence. College Democrat leader Ernie Saunders commented on the success of his group’s initiative, “Florida has been a hotbed for racism and privilege that

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GAINSVILLE, FL – After the College Democrats started their “Racist Cleansing” initiative just a month ago, the group attributes their success to the large amount of views on their video titled “Oppression & Privilege at the University of Florida”. The group claims the increased exposure will give students a better idea of where they fit into the spectrum of privilege on campus, an idea that groups people into a specific demographic based on their race or affluence.

College Democrat leader Ernie Saunders commented on the success of his group’s initiative, “Florida has been a hotbed for racism and privilege that has put marginalized groups down at the expense of others. By highlighting who fits in those groups, we’ve shown the student body their ignorance of privilege and how it undermines those groups to make them feel less than what they are,” he says, flipping his purple hair back and forth numerous times.

The University of Florida campus had mixed reactions to the video, some commending the group’s courage to stand up to the (mainly white) oppressors while others were in disbelief that a group could feel so accomplished while simultaneously doing almost nothing.

Chi Psi member John Freeman comments to The Momus, “I had no idea, as a straight white male, that I had any hand in the increased oppression of hispanic, black, gay, transgender, and female students all across campus. Thank you College Democrats for opening my eyes and giving me a better idea of who I’m oppressing and making things easier on my end.”

Florida junior and black man Derek White remarks, “Honestly, I had no idea racism was still a thing around here, but big thanks to the College Democrats for bringing the conversation back into the limelight and beating this horse into the ground once again.”

Already an incredibly diverse and inclusive environment, the College Democrats have stated that UF just got “that much” better and reportedly feel very good about themselves.
“Distributing the message of oppression evenly amongst the student body is what we’re all about.” Ernie tells us.

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